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All Things Are Possible
All things are possible... Except skiing through a revolving door.
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The First Six
You ever wonder, what happened to the first 6 “Ups”?
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Best Friends
What kind of alien makes the best of friends? The one that is down to Earth.
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The Real Reason
The real reason "Man" is the highest form of intelligence... is because Man does the classifying.
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It's Not About Blame
I didn't say it was your fault... I just said I was blaming you.
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Is It Really Stealing?
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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Tomato Knowledge
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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What Is A Harp?
A harp is just a piano... with no clothes on.
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Security Reasons?
Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7, 365 days a year?
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Bored Desert
Why was the desert so bored? Because it had nothing left to sea!
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The Cobbler Sleeve
What do all Cobblers say when they sneeze? Ah...Ah...Ah......Ah Shoe!!!
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Do the Unthinkable
There comes a time when all people break down and do the unthinkable... They read the manual!
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21st Century
The 21st century is bit weird... Instead of MAKING history, everyone wants more to DELETE history!
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The Surprise Party
Why were all of the ladies at the surprise party staring at the pair of handsome chromosomes? Because they weren't wearing any genes!
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Moving Parts
Why does a ship carry cargo, and a car carries shipments?
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New Energy Source
Question: Do you know what would really suck? Answer: A rocket powered vacuum cleaner!
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Rise and Shine
Why doesn't somebody cross electric blankets with toasters? That way, we could pop out of bed each morning!
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Swims All Day
A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks lots of water, but still weighs a lot!
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I Don't Remember
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded. That's funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
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A Rut and A Grave
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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Meeting Expenses
It's not hard to meet expenses... They're pretty much everywhere.
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The Right Cards
When I'm finally holding all the right cards... Everyone wants to play chess!
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All Is Not Lost
If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?
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To Err Is Human
To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
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Life Boat Test
"Why do they always say 'Women and children first'?" The only reason they say “Women and children first” is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
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Defeating A Shark
How did the octopus defeat the shark? He was well armed!
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The Never Ending Job
Stroke a cat... And you will have a permanent job.
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Started Out with Nothing
I started out with nothing! And I still have most of it left.
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Will Be Bach Later
Sign on Music Store: "Out to Lunch, Bach at 1:00, Offenbach at 2:00"
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Horse Conversation
What did one horse say to the other? "I can't remember your mane, but your pace is familiar!"