desert-island Jokes
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All Things Are Possible
All things are possible... Except skiing through a revolving door.
The First Six
You ever wonder, what happened to the first 6 “Ups”?
Best Friends
What kind of alien makes the best of friends? The one that is down to Earth.
The Real Reason
The real reason "Man" is the highest form of intelligence... is because Man does the classifying.
It's Not About Blame
I didn't say it was your fault... I just said I was blaming you.
Is It Really Stealing?
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Tomato Knowledge
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
What Is A Harp?
A harp is just a piano... with no clothes on.
Security Reasons?
Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7, 365 days a year?
Bored Desert
Why was the desert so bored? Because it had nothing left to sea!
The Cobbler Sleeve
What do all Cobblers say when they sneeze? Ah...Ah...Ah......Ah Shoe!!!
Do the Unthinkable
There comes a time when all people break down and do the unthinkable... They read the manual!
21st Century
The 21st century is bit weird... Instead of MAKING history, everyone wants more to DELETE history!
The Surprise Party
Why were all of the ladies at the surprise party staring at the pair of handsome chromosomes? Because they weren't wearing any genes!
Moving Parts
Why does a ship carry cargo, and a car carries shipments?
New Energy Source
Question: Do you know what would really suck? Answer: A rocket powered vacuum cleaner!
Rise and Shine
Why doesn't somebody cross electric blankets with toasters? That way, we could pop out of bed each morning!
Swims All Day
A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks lots of water, but still weighs a lot!
I Don't Remember
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded. That's funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
A Rut and A Grave
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Meeting Expenses
It's not hard to meet expenses... They're pretty much everywhere.
The Right Cards
When I'm finally holding all the right cards... Everyone wants to play chess!
All Is Not Lost
If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?
To Err Is Human
To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.
Life Boat Test
"Why do they always say 'Women and children first'?" The only reason they say “Women and children first” is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
Defeating A Shark
How did the octopus defeat the shark? He was well armed!
The Never Ending Job
Stroke a cat... And you will have a permanent job.
Started Out with Nothing
I started out with nothing! And I still have most of it left.
Will Be Bach Later
Sign on Music Store: "Out to Lunch, Bach at 1:00, Offenbach at 2:00"
Horse Conversation
What did one horse say to the other? "I can't remember your mane, but your pace is familiar!"