Jokes

Yo momma so stupid, she doesn't even know this joke is about her.

Yo Momma so ugly, she needs a prescription mirror!

Yo momma so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese telephone book.

Your momma's so old, that in History class she just wrote down what she was doing.

Yo daddy so fat, his BVDs spell out boulevard!

Yo momma is so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose!

Yo' momma so old that her social security number is 000-00-0001!

Yo' momma so ugly - when you was born you tried to crawl back in!!!

Yo momma so old, God said let there be light.... And she flipped the switch!

Yo momma is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Yo momma so fat, when she passes the TV, 3 episodes pass.

Yo momma so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food!

Yo momma so old, her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo momma so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."

Yo momma is hairy she goes as a werewolf every Halloween.

Yo mamas so fat I took a pic of her last year at Christmas, and it's still printing out.

Yo Momma so ugly, that she's is the reason for birth control ads.

Yo Momma so dumb that her I.Q. test came back negative.

Yo Momma so fat when she weighs herself on a scale, the scale says "Hey now! One person at a time!"

Yo mama so fat when she dropped in the ocean Spain wanted to claim her as a new land.

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Question: Why did Yo Momma poke herself in the eye? Answer: She wanted to see what her fingertip looked like!

Yo Momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo momma so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number!

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo Momma so ugly, the government moved "Day of the Dead" to her birthday.

Your momma so fat she ate a whole Buffalo......Wild Wings!

Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.