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Lemonade Perhaps?
If life is handing you melons... You might be dyslexic.
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New York City
O'Leary walked twelve blocks in NYC without leaving the scene of the crime.
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Chinese Name
How Long is a Chinese name
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Hungry Clock
Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock? A: It went back four seconds.
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Give Elsa a Balloon
Q. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A. Because she will Let It Go!
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Do Elephants Matter?
Q. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? A. An irrelephant!
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Senile
The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.
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The Difference Between Outlaws and In-laws
Q: What's the difference between Outlaws and In-laws? A: Outlaws are wanted.
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Bingo Game
Q: How do you clear out an Afghan bingo game? A: Call B52
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Frog on your Back Window?
Q: How do you get a frog off the back window of your car? A: Use the rear defrogger.
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How to Clean Ice off a Tall Building
Q: How do you clean ice off a tall buildings? A: With sky scrapers.
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Car and Ship Delivery
Why is stuff delivered by a car called a shipment, and stuff delivered by a ship called a cargo?
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Zebra
Q: What is a zebra? A: 26 sizes larger than "A" brA:
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Scare a Gynecologist
Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!
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PMS
Q: Why do they call it PMS? A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
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My Old Car
Saw my old car yesterday. It is a Rolls Canarly. It rolls down one hill and canarly make up the the other.
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Where do Dinosaurs go to Play?
Where do dinosaurs go to play? The Jurassic park!
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PhD
After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.
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Boomerangs
I'd like to buy a new boomerang. Also, I'd like to know how to throw the old one away.
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How Old Are You?
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Night Watchman
A night watchman is a man who earns his living without doing a day's work.
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Lend Me $20
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
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Inside Old People
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the Heck happened!
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Eskimo Cows
Q: What do you call Eskimo cows? A: Eskimoos.
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Undercover Boss
I feel like I should be on the TV show Undercover Boss. I just found my wife with the boss!
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Bucket List
A lot of people have a bucket list of 50 things they wanna do in there lifetime. I just have one, and that's to forget the 50 that I did!!!
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Lamps for $200
Last week Walmart was asking $200 for the lamp I wanted, today they wanted $100. I told them I'd wait until it was worth $200 again!
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Busy Body
Neighbor: Why do you allow your wife to drink so much? Me: Ever seen how she acts sober?
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Fat Psychic
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller!
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Extra Weight
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.