Jokes

Why are Suicide Bombers always angry ? Because of their Short Fuses.

It’s been over 20 years since Lorena Bobbitt whacked off her husband’s johnson. Here’s a recap: “Lorena left her apartment with the severed penis, drove a short while, then rolled down the car window and threw it into a field. Then she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search of the field, it was located, packed in ice, and taken to the hospital where her husband was being treated. Surgery to re-attach the penis took over 9 hours.” Well, the city council has purchased that field and is “erecting” a monument and an exclusive club on the property. It will be for members only.

What’s E.T. short for? So he can fit in his spaceship.

What’s E.T. short for? … Cuz he’s got little legs

I went to the barbers today and he asked, “What can I do for you today sir?” “Cut both short.” I replied. “Both what?” He asked. I said, “The hair and the f*cking conversation.”

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters? Short.

The shortest word play joke ever. Dwarf shortage.

Just watched some Midget Wrestling. It was a short fight.

I’ve written a book about an Apartment block for Midgets. It’s a collection of short storeys.

Moses was the first person to use Control-C as a shortcut

Yo momma so short she shops at build a bear work shop For cloths

Yo momma is so short, she hang glides with a Dorito!

yo mamma is so short when she smokes pot she cant even get high

Yo mamma so short, when she sits on a dime, her feet don't touch the ground!

Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.

Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!

yo mama is so short she committed suicide by jumping off the bed

Yo mama so short when she smokes weed she can't even get high

Yo Momma so short when she sit on a nickel lying on the floor, her leg doesn't touch the floor

Yo mama so short she can 69 with Yoda.

Yo Momma so short that even when she smokes she can't get high

Yo momma is so short she does back flips in the space under the door.

Yo Momma is so short that when she smokes weed she can't even get high.

yo mama so short she hooked up with legos

Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.

yo momma's so short when she gets off the bus she hits her forehead to the curb

Yo momma so short she can limbo under the door.

Yo Momma so short she hang glide with Dorito's.

Yo momma so short she can tie her shoes while standing up.

Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.