It’s been over 20 years since Lorena Bobbitt whacked off her husband’s johnson. Here’s a recap: “Lorena left her apartment with the severed penis, drove a short while, then rolled down the car window and threw it into a field. Then she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search of the field, it was located, packed in ice, and taken to the hospital where her husband was being treated. Surgery to re-attach the penis took over 9 hours.” Well, the city council has purchased that field and is “erecting” a monument and an exclusive club on the property. It will be for members only.