There's a French guy, an Italian guy, an Brit gentleman and a Croatian guy. The French guy flies to Paris. On his way, he drops a croissant. Then at Paris airport he sees a kid crying. He asks "Why are you crying?" The kid replies "Someone dropped a croisssant on my head!" Next the Italian guy flies to Rome. On the way down he drops a pizza. At Roma airport he sees a kid crying. He asks "Why are you crying?" The kid replies "Someone dropped a pizza on my head!" Then the Brit guy flies to London. On the way he drops a plate of fish and chips. Then at London Heathrow airport he sees a kid crying. He asks "Why are you crying?" The boy replies "Someone dropped a plate of fish and chips on my head!" Finally the Croatian guy flies to Zagreb. On the way he drops a bomb In town he sees a kid laughing, next to a destroyed school. The guy asks"Why are you laughing?" The kid replies " I farted and the whole school exploded!