A woman has an appointment with a gynecologist. She is escorted to the examining room by the nurse and told to strip from the waist down and sit in the examining chair. So she strips down and puts a sheet over herself and places her feet in the stirrups. The doctor comes in and lifts the sheet and gasps, “That’s the biggest vagina I ever saw! That’s the biggest vagina I ever saw!” The woman replied fuming, “You didn’t have to say it twice!” The doctor answers back, “I didn’t!”