The Three Corrupt Politicians

Three prominent politicians in boarded the same flight to from New York to England. The first Politician started, “I can throw one $1000 note down and make one person laugh.” “I can make two persons laugh with just two $500 notes.” the second politician replied. The third politician retorted, “With just five pieces of $200 I can make five people laugh.” The pilot then looked at the politicians and added, “I’m the pilot here, meaning I can throw all of you down and make more than 150 million people laugh.”