Johnny walked into class with a black eye. Teacher: what’s wrong? Johnny: my house is very small. Me, my mum and my dad sleep on the same bed. Every night, my dad asks, “johnny are u sleeping?” Then i say No and he slaps my face and gives me a black eye. Teacher: tonight when ur dad asks again, keep dead quiet and dont answer. The following morning, Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again. Teacher: My goodness! Why the black eye again? Johnny: dad asked me again, Johnny are u sleeping? & i shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mum started moving, u know, at the same time mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, “are u coming?” Mum said, “yes, i’m coming, r u coming too?” Dad answered, “yes.” They dont usually go anywhere without me so i said, “wait for me, I’m also coming!”