Q: What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone? A: iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, iCloud, iRIP Q: Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? A: They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn’t have a Flash player installed! Q: Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? A: Everyone at Apple are crying their i’s out! Q: What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? A: Your iphone will keep crashing! Q: Why won’t blondes take their iPhones to the bathroom? A: Because they don’t want to give away their IP address! Steve Jobs‘ funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every six months in a slightly better coffin. Do not touch MY iPhone. It’s not an usPhone, it’s not a wePhone, it’s not an ourPhone, it’s an iPhone. I don’t understand why everybody wants the white iPhone, Everyone knows the black one runs faster. I pressed the ‘home’ button but I’m still at school… If your iPhone is black and you’re making Siri do tasks for you you’re pretty much saying slavery was OK.