Paddy was morbidly obese so he went to see the Doctor. The Doctor says “OK, Paddy, I want you to eat normally for a day, then skip a day,the eat normally for a day then skip a day, stick to this regime for a fortnight and you will lose weight, so come back and see me then”. A fortnight later Paddy returns to the Doctor, who is amazed to see that Paddy has lost sixty pounds. “Amazing Paddy, this is far more weight loss than I would have anticipated, well done”! Paddy replies “Well sorr, it was feckin’ torture, oi nearly taut dat oi would die on the fifth day” The Doctor says “What from the hunger”? Paddy replied “No sorr, from all dat feckin skippin'”