Engaged Seniors

Jacob, age 85, and Rebecca, age 79, were all excited about their decision to get married. They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they passed by a drugstore. Jacob suggested that they go in. Doing so, he addressed the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answered: "Yes." Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "Medicine for memory?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety." Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jacob: "What about sugar diabetes. We both got bad cases." Pharmacist: "Oh, but of course. You name it with that condition and we have the works." Jacob: "You have loose bladder and gas pills?" Pharmacist: "Yes, there are lots of those with plenty of generics." Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."