My friend (Well a former friend now) “fixed me up” with a blind date last weekend. …. and the audience - in unison - says “How bad was it?” …. …. Well for starters, she was so ugly I swear she had been dragged through a large knothole backwards … … …And I’m pretty sure she has to sneak up on mirrors … If I had to guess, she likely works in the ER of a local hospital and when some guy comes in with a Viagra erection that has lasted four or more hours, well, one look at her and his willie would deflate -- poooof -- in seconds.