Patient: Doctor, my legs hurts when I move it Doctor: Then do not move it, simple as that. Patient: Okay…. my stomach hurts when i eat too. Doctor: Then don’t eat. Patient: Wow….lastly, my lungs hurt when I breathe. LET ME GUESS. DON’T BREATHE? Doctor: Um.. No. You have lung cancer and you’re going to die in 3 days.