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Gladys: "Listen to this, Mable. This is what my boy friend says in his letter. 'Darling, I think of you all day. Your naturally waved hair. Your brownish-gray eyes. Your slightly prominent cheekbones and your twenty-four inch waist.'" Mable: "Wow, that's a strange sort of love letter." Gladys: "Oh, didn't I tell you? Bob writes those descriptions of people that are wanted by the law."