My mate handed me a beer and said, ” Got to hand it to you. Great party you’ve sorted out. Quality coke you got, good spread, pumping tunes and I have to say the strippers was an inspired decision. Did you see what that blonde did with the cucumber? Amazing! But l was wondering. Who are the miserable bastards in the corner?” I looked over and said, ” That’ll be the wifes parents. I think they’ve got the hump because I had her cremated.