Just Before Unemployment

THINGS YOU MAY HEAR JUST BEFORE UNEMPLOYMENT... - I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try! - We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is I'm sick of you. - It's not that you aren't a responsible worker. In fact, you've been responsible for more disasters than anyone else in the place. - Today I'm going to mix business with pleasure. You're fired! - I've got good news for you. You won't have to worry about being late for work ever again. - Tell me, how long have you been with us not counting tomorrow?