Q: What is it when an Antartian blows into another Antartian's ear? A: Data transfer. Q: What did the Antartian say when she found out she was pregnant? A: "I wonder if it's mine?" Q: Why shouldn't Antartian's have coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Antartians at a four-way stop. Q: How do you confuse an Antartian? A: Give him a package of M&M's and tell him to put them in alphabetical order.