The redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out his son was masturbating several times a day out in the barn. “Kevin, you gotta quit that! Go out and git yo’self a wife.” So Kevin went out and found himself a pretty young girl, to whom he got married. But a week or so after the wedding, the farmer found his son choking the chicken again. “You crazy boy!” he yelled, “That Julie-Kaye’s a fine young gal!” “I know Paw,” Kevin replied, “but her arms get tired sometimes!”