One night, a man walked into a bar with an alligator. He stood up on the counter and announced, “If I stick my cock and balls into this gators mouth, let the gator shut his jaws and pull them out without a scratch on ’em you’ll all buy me a drink.” The crowd looked up at the man and nodded with glee. So the man whipped out his cock and balls and stuck them in the gators mouth then shut the gators jaws. A few moments later he hit it on the head with a beer bottle and the gators mouth flung open, and he pulled his genitalia out without a scratch. As he was collecting his first free drink he looked to the crowd and asked if anybody would like to try. A hush blew over the crowd. All of a sudden a hand shot up in the back. “I would,” said a blonde woman, “but only if you promise not to hit me in the head with a beer bottle.”