Two young rednecks were looking at a Sears catalogue and admiring the models. … … Earl says to the Bubba, “Have you seen the gorgeous women in this catalogue?” … … Bubba replies, “Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!” … Earl says, with wide eyes, “Wow, they aren’t very expensive. At this price, I’m buying one!” Bubba smiles and pats him on the back, “Good idea! Order one and if she’s as beautiful as she is in the catalogue, I’ll get one too.” Three weeks later, Bubba asks his friend Earl, “Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalogue?” Earl replies, “No, but it shouldn’t be long now. I got her clothes in the mail yesterday!”