Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father'”. The second Catholic man chirps “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace'”. The third Catholic gent says “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence'”. The fourth Catholic man then says “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness'”. Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle “Well…?” She proudly replies “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24″ waist and 34” hips. When she walks into a room, people say “Oh My God!”