I hate my gf's friends, theyre haters, they only hate me. I have a son named frankie, one day he went up to me and asked "whats a hooker"? Me: something you shouldnt know So he started protesting around the kitchen Frankie: hooker! Hooker! Hooker! So i snapped Me: QUIT IT!!!! My gf comes out Gf: why are you yelling at him? Me: He wants to know what a hooker is. Gf: you know my friends were right about you, your a bad influence!! Me in my head: a bad influence?? Theyre haters!!!! Gf: tell him what a hooker is!! Me: frankie, wanna know what a hooker is? Frankie: yeah!! Me: those are your mom's friends. #OOHKILLEM