Yet again one of my jokes was freaking stolen by a stupid bastard that just re-worded it to make it seem like it was theirs but it's very obvious that it's been stolen. To the person who typed THIS: 'An police officer pulls a car over and said, sir you have won a $300 reward for winning a driving the safest contest. The officer asked the driver, sir what are you going to don with the money. The driver replies I will go get my drivers license. Then his wife in the passenger seat jumps into the comversation and said that my husband is a bit stupid when he's drunk officer. Then a guy wakes up in the back seat and yells I knew we were not going far with this stolen car. Then there was a thump in the trunk and a voice said have crossed the border yet.' Please, if you see this joke, vote LAME. It was stolen. I am the creator of the one where they win $1000, it's pretty obvious it was stolen. Mine was done ages ago, but this was done a few days ago. Thanks bastard. Sincerely, A very pissed person.