Some people think we are making great strides in the dissemination of information. They claim the newspaper is useless with news that is at least a day old when we get it. So, my wife asked me for the newspaper .. I said, “How backward are you?… The world has progressed so much and you are asking for a newspaper? Here, have my iPad …. Wife kills the cockroach with the iPad…. I’m eating my words as I take the iPad in for repair….