1/ A budding poet trying his best… Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. 2/ Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this… Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted 3/ Someone who had a different experience wrote, You’re lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants! 4/ Perhaps it’s true that people find inspiration in toilets. I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think. 5/ There are also people who come in for a different purpose… Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls … 6/ Toilet walls also double as job advertisement space……. (written high upon the wall) If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you. 7/ Ministry of Environment advertisement. We aim to please! You aim too! Please 8/ On the inside of a toilet door: Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance . 9/ And finally, this should teach some a lesson… Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food…please aim properly .