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Ollie and Sven go moose hunting every winter without any success. Finally, they come up with a foolproof plan. They get a very authentic female moose costume and learn the mating call of a female moose. The plan is to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot it. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, don their costume, (Ollie in the front legs and Sven in the back legs) and begin to give the moose love call. Before long, their call is answered when a bull comes crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull is close enough, Ollie shouts, “Okay, let’s get out and get him.” After a moment that seemed like an eternity, Sven in the back shouts, “Da zipper is stuck! Da zipper is stuck! Ollie, vat are ve gonna do?” Ollie says, “Vell Sven, I’m going ta start nibbling grass, but you’d better brace yourself.”
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