The computer swallowed Grandma Yes, honestly it’s true She pressed control and enter And disappeared from view It devoured her completely The thought just makes me squirm She must of caught a virus Or been eaten by a worm I’ve searched through the recycle bin And files of every kind I’ve even used the internet But nothing did I find In desperation I asked Jeeves My searches to refine The reply from him was negative Not a thing was found online So if inside your inbox My Grandma you should see Please copy, scan and paste her And send her back to me