I caught this cunt in the pub looking right at my wife’s arse in a queue and invited him outside. Well I haven’t been in a fight in years, but dad always told me to kick ’em on their shins and I even took a run up to do it when he was taking off his coat. Fcuk me, absolutely no effect, not even a wince and you know when you’re in trouble, so I just ran. At first he chased, at one point gaining on me, but I said a little prayer and then thank fcuk, an act of God and he stopped dead in his tracks…. He’d got a puncture on his wheelchair.