J ohn receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voice on the other end says, “This is Susan. We met a party about three months ago.” John: “Hmm… Susan? about three months ago?” Susan: “Yes, it was at Bill’s house. After the party you took me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport.” John: “Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?” Susan: “I’m pregnant and I’m going to kill myself.” John: “Say, you ARE a good sport.”