1. What does a typical politician and a dress manufacturer have in common? One skirts the issues, the other issues skirts. 2. What does a torpedo and a kitchen appliance supplier have in common? One sinks ships, the other ships sinks. 3. What does a phone app and a U-Haul have in common? One is downloaded, the other is loaded down. 4. What does a balcony and a drunk have in common? One has an overhang, the other has a hangover. 5. What does a clown hiding in a cake and a son who discovers his dad's secret have in common? One pops out, the other outs pop.