What To Eat?

Like all growing boys, my teenage grandson was constantly hungry. I went to the refrigerator to find something he might like. After poking around a bit and moving the milk and juice cartons, I spotted a bowl of leftover chili. I called out to him excitedly. He came running into the kitchen. "Look! I found some chili!" I said to him. Struggling to be polite, he said, "If you're that surprised, I'm not really sure I want it."