This Is the Spot

A Yankee tourist in London went aboard the old battleship "Victory", which was Lord Nelson's flagship in several of his famous navel triumphs. An English sailor escorted the Yank over the vessel, and coming to a raised brass tablet on the deck, he said, as he reverently removed his hat, "This, sir, is the spot where Lord Nelson fell." "Oh, it is," replied the American. "Well, that ain't nothing. I nearly tripped on that darn thing myself."