-- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. -- I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care. -- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. -- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. -- It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level, I'm really quite busy. -- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. -- I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.