Q: What is the definition of endless love? A: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis   Q: What’s the hardest thing about learning to play tennis? A: Telling your parents that your gay!   Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.   Q: What do you serve but not eat? A: A Tennis Ball.   Q: Why are fish never good tennis players? A: They don’t like getting close to the net.   Q: How many tennis players does it take to change a light bulb? A: “What do you mean it was out, it was in!”   Q: What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball? A: “See you round..”   Q: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? A: To them, “Love” means nothing.   Q: Why is a tennis game a noisy game? A: Because each player raises a racket.   Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back? A: So he wouldn’t get his tennis shoes wet.   Q: What do you call a blonde tennis player with two brain cells? A: Pregnant