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More Water
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years. They had the following conversation: Doctor: "Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water." Woman: "Okay." Doctor: "Take the blue pill after lunch with two glasses of water." Woman: "Okay." Doctor: "Take the yellow pill after dinner with three glasses of water." After giving these instructions to the woman, she asks, "Can you tell me what's wrong with me, doctor?" Doctor: "Yeah. You don't drink enough water."