Q: Why did Clemson choose orange as a school color?… A: So that the football team could wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up garbage for the rest of the week. … … Q: Why did O.J. Simpson go to Raleigh, NC in the Ford Bronco? … A: He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner. … … Q: What are the longest three years of a Duke player’s life? A: His freshman year. Q: Why did Georgia Tech replace the grass in its football stadium with astroturf? A: They didn’t want the cheerleaders to graze at halftime. Q: Why do Wake Forest cheerleaders wear bibs? A: To keep the tobacco juice off the uniforms. Q: How do you get a Maryland graduate off your porch? A: Pay for the pizza. Q: How many Florida State freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, because that’s a sophomore course at Florida State. Q: What’s the difference between the Florida Gators and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: How do you castrate a Tennessee Volunteers fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth. Q: What does a Syracuse fan do when his team has won the National Championship? A: He turns off his PlayStation 3.