I posted a joke on my FaceBook Timeline… I can’t show it here. … … My wife said if the joke gets over 1,000 “likes” in 24 hours, I get anal. … … Uhhhh, unfortunately I misunderstood her words. … … Please don’t “like.” Her boyfriend’s chode is huge. (You can look up “Chode 1” on Urban Dictionary. Clue: Imagine a can of tuna.)