You Don't Eat Enough

Father: “Son, you’ve been looking skinny lately, you should eat more food.” Son responds swiftly by going to a fast food restaurant, planning to order a hefty amount of food. Son to cashier: “Let me get three double bacon cheeseburgers, two large shakes, and four medium fries.” Cashier: “Will that be all?” Son: “Will that be all? Do you realize how much food I just ordered? First my father thinks I don’t eat enough, now you?” Cashier: “Can I get you anything else today?” Son: “You know this is unbelievable, I’m really making an effort here!” Cashier: “Would you like to see our specials?”