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Painting With the Same Brush

One man who loved the color yellow had yellow carpet, yellow furniture, yellow drapes, yellow walls and even yellow appliances in his yellow kitchen. He slept in a yellow bed with yellow covers and wore yellow pajamas. He got sick. You guessed it ... yellow jaundice. He called a doctor who came to his apartment building. The manager told him he'd have no trouble finding the right one. "You just go down the hall and come to a yellow door," he said. "That's the one." In a few moments the doctor was back. The apartment manager asked, "Were you able to help him?" The doctor replied, "Help him! I couldn't even FIND him!"