A football fan in Manchester saw a Vicious dog attacking a pram. He ran over and fought the dog and killed it. A reporter from the Manchester Evening News says to him, “you’re a hero and I can see the headlines now. United fan saves baby from dog!” The fan says, “I’m not a United fan.” The reporter says, “Ok, City fan saves baby from dog attack!” The fan says, “actually, I support Liverpool.” “Ok,” said the reporter, “Bastard bindipper Murders family pet!”