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Paddy is going really well on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. He’s got to £125,000 with all his lifelines. Chris: OK Paddy, for £250,000 which of the following was one of the Great Train Robbers was it: Ronnie Biggs Ronnie O’Sullivan Ronnie Corbett Ronnie Wood Take your time Paddy: I’ll take the money Chris Chris: Are you sure, you’ve still got 3 lifelines Paddy: I’m sure Chris,I’ll take the money Chris: OK audience give him a big round of applause, but before you go Paddy I’m sure you’d like to know the answer. Paddy: I know the answer Chris. Chris: You know the answer? You’ve just turned down a quarter of a million quid, are you mad? are you mental? Paddy: I may be mental Chris but I’m no feckin grass.