1. Yo mom is so fat, she had to wear a parachute as prom dress. 2. Yo mom was so ugly when she was born, we had to feed her with a slingshot. 3. Yo mom is so nasty when she went to taco-bell, everyone started running for the border. 4. Yo mom is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and the b*tch still come back for more !! 5. Yo mom is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.