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The Real Meaning of Hotel slogans Old world charm ................................. No bath Options galore ................................... Nothing is included in the itinerary No extra fees ..................................... No extras Nominal fee ....................................... Outrageous charge Standard ........................................... Sub-standard Deluxe .............................................. Standard Superior ............................................ One free shower cap Cozy ................................................. Small All the amenities ................................ Two free shower caps Plush ................................................ Top and bottom sheets