As Computer Tech I sometimes help clients over the phon...

As Computer Tech I sometimes help clients over the phone. Here is a recent phone dialogue I had with one of my customers. Tech: Workshops can I help. Customer: My dog is not barking, how can I make it bark. Tech: I am sorry mam but this is not SPCA Customer: I know that but how can I make the dog on my computer bark. Tech: Do you mean a dog in a computer game or something? Customer: I mean a small dog that comes on when I type in Microsoft Word. Tech: Are your speakers on? Customer: No Tech: Turn on your speakers and you will hear your dog barking when it barks Customer: Ooooh why didn’t I figure that, thanks so much