Thanksgiving Definitions

BUFFET: A French word that means, "Get up and get it yourself." (Internet Source) BUTTERBALL TURKEY: Someone who would rather watch a soccer match on TV than join the family for Thanksgiving dinner. (MsSam) CALORIE: Basic measure of the amount of rationalization offered by the average individual prior to taking a second helping of a particular food. (Lexicon) CASSEROLE: Thanksgiving leftovers incognito. (Variation of a daffynition by Lexicon) CIRCUMSPECTIVE DESSERT: Pumpkin pi. (MsSam) FLABBERGASTED: Bewildered at your weight gain over the holidays. (Variation of an Internet Source) FOODSTUFF: All you can eat buffet. (Charles G. Waugh) FOWL: Four letter bird. (Variation of a statement in Art. Moger, ed., The Complete Pun Book, 1979, p. 99) FOUL WIND: Breeze produced by a flying turkey. (Internet Source) KEY TO A SUCCESSFUL THANKSGIVING DAY PARTY: The tur-key. (Joseph Leff) GOBBLE: A bull that talks turkey. (Internet Source)