A young woman, watching her brother get dressed for a stag smoker asks, “What exactly is a stag smoker?” “Hey,” says her brother, “It’s exclusively for men. Women couldn’t understand or appreciate the significance. It’s a secret.” Curiosity gets the best of her and she decides to crash the smoker to see for herself what it’s all about - Men only, indeed!! She wraps a towel very tightly around her breasts, dresses in some of her brothers clothes, shirt, tie, pants and jacket. Being a little concerned about the bulge her breasts make through the jacket, she decides that if anyone mentions it she’d simply say that she was deformed. After putting on a fake mustache and covering her hair with a hat she leaves for the smoker. As she boards a bus, the driver stares at her strangely. “Hey, pal, Are you OK?” the bus driver asks. The young lady responds, “Oh, yeah, I’m just a little deformed.” “I guess the hell you are,” says the bus driver, “your fly is open and your asshole is showing!”