A male’s two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase “deez nuts” is used it is to flaunt one’s genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.   Me: Do you like parodies? Victim: uh…yeah sometimes Me: well how’d you like a pair o’ Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?! ---------- Me: You ever been to Chewons? You: Whats Chewons? Me: Chew on Deez Nuts ------------ “Want two CD’s?” “Yeah.” “Want to see deez nuts?!?” ------------- “Hey let me borrow your car.” “Why don’t you borrow deez nuts.” ------------ Do you prefer tapes or cds? Cds. Well see deez nuts. ----- “Hey, do you want some tape and CD’s?” “What am I gonna do with that?” “You can tape my dick to your forehead so you can See Deez Nuts!