Mary had a little Sheep, With the Sheep she went to sleep. Sheep Turned out to be a RAM, And Mary had a little Lamb. -------------- Little Jack Horner, Sat in the corner, Eating his sister Mary. He stuck in his thumb, And pulled out a plum, And said, “Hey, what happened to your cherry?” ---------------- Jack was nimble Jack was quick But Jill preferred the candlestick! --------------- Mary had a little lamb, She tied it to a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it’s ass And turned it’s wool to nylon. --------------- Old mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her poor dog a bone. But when old mother bent over, Rover drove her, because Rover had a bone of his own.